the 1kg pill

31 Jul

Ok, now don’t press the photo YET ! let me tell you about this miracle pill. It is amazing…. you can take 1 pill a day for 5 days and you loose a KG a day. You then wait 3 days and then you can take it for another 5 days. It’s the miracle we have been waiting for. Believe me, the price makes you swallow hard, but it is so worth every cent!

The side effects are negligable. You get a kind of shrinking feeling for about 5 hours after you have taken the pill. You also spend a fair bit of time needing a wee. But it is a feeling of utter relief as you eliminate all the toxins and the fat that you hate so bad! But there is no dizziness… no heart palpitations. In fact, this pill has all natural products and even pregnant women can take it. There babies do, however, arrive slightly underweight for their height.

10kg can be gone in an instant. You can eat whatever you want pizza, icecream, chocolate and even salad.

Read what some girls said about it:
Paris Hilton said ” this is amazing ! I use it all the time ! ”
Cher said ” if it wasn’t for this amazing pink pill I would have to spend a lot more time at Dr Jones”
Kai, 2008 biggest looser winner ” they were so easy to get into the ranch, as they look like vitamins. Noone ever knew”

You too could have the body of these people. You too {loud irritating beep beep} could be PROUD of yourself in a bikini this summer. {BEEP BEEP} this is the pill to meet your dreams. The pill that will make you be all you want on October the 4th. {BEEP, BEEP, BEEP} The nice thing is you may have to work all day to pay for each tablet {BEEEEEEEEEP} but soon you will be working for new clothes and the dinners you will be going on. {Ok this noise is driving me crazy ….. WTF}

I sit up, clear the sleep out of my eyes and realise it’s morning…..{sob}

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3 Responses to “the 1kg pill”

  1. Leigh-Anne 31 July, 2008 at 7:53 am #

    Damn what a pity that was a dream – sounded REALLY GOOD

  2. Michelle Van Deventer 31 July, 2008 at 11:18 am #

    Darn! You really had me going there for a while Sam! I thought this soudns too good to be true but if Sam recommends it – it has to be good!!! See – I trust you! 🙂

  3. voodoo vixen 31 July, 2008 at 11:24 am #

    I had my order placed – I didn’t even care what price tag they had!! LOL Shame Sam…

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